Selina Meyer had to deal with a dude by the name of Stephen Colbert from "The Cocoa Report"
Selina Meyer (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) had to deal with a dude by the name of Stephen Colbert from “The Cocoa Report” while she was trying to get her team of nincompoops to help her find a way to give the “American voters what they want.”
Richard (Sam Richardson) had the idea of giving everybody health care but he quickly realized that his idea didn’t have enough sense to make change:
“How about health care for al. Oh no, scratch that. It’s health care
for all. It makes no sense any way. Except if you’re a person
named Al.”
This is true. Somebody name Al will do “pretty, pretty, pretty good,” as Larry David would say, with free health care. However, if there are several Als getting free health care, then there will be no Als getting “pretty, pretty, pretty good” health care.
Working for the feds herself, Selina Meyer knows that the feds promising the people free stuff is no different than them luring the American people “into a Turkish embassy” where death awaits.
And death is not something that is going to “capture the voters’ imagination” in a good way.
Now, what folks do want to do is feel good about themselves. The one thing that'll make voters feel good about themselves isn't what her devoted bagman Gary (Tony Hale) said, which is "Selina Meyer," but a group of others. Y’all know, like “an unpopular minority that they (the majority) can blame for all of their problems” as Selina Meyer said.
I know, it’ s as Kent (Gary Cole) put it, “Very Hitleresque.” But, it’s the way things are now. And it’s also the reason why the dude by the name of Stephen Colbert from “The Cocoa Report” got a hold of the DeLorean to travel to the Veep’s time.
"Stop…I beg you, stop." Colbert said.
"Who in the intergalactic fuck are you?" Meyer asked.
"My name is Stephen Colbert and I come from another dimension.
The things that you are doing on this earth then happen in my
world over and over again." Colbert replied.
As he told her about how her cursing, lying, and incompetence was killing his America, Selina Meyer and her crew stood there looking at this dude by the name of Stephen Colbert from “The Cocoa Report” like he was a fifth cousin crashing the family reunion.
"No, no listen, listen foul mouthed president who tweets like a
child, blaming everything on the Chinese, election interference,
and a completely moronic press secretary." Colbert warned.
"A completely moronic member of the press." Mike (Matt Walsh)
corrected Colbert.
"How about anti-daylight savings time laws?" Colbert asked.
"Daylight Saving." Kent (Gary Cole) corrected Colbert.
"700 measles cases and rising. You are killing my world." Colbert
said.
Then all of a sudden, a light bulb came on. Selina Meyer recognized the time traveling dude by the name of Stephen Colbert from "The Cocoa Report:" "Oh, wait a minute. I know you. You’re that guy with the uhhh, with that show…The Cocoa Report."
The dude by the name of Stephen Colbert from “The Cocoa Report” corrected the mad damn president by telling her he is the new David Letterman which got everybody to laughing out their sides.
"You’re telling me CBS hired Where’s Waldo’s pedophile brother?"
Amy (Anna Chlumsky) asked.
"Ben H Christ Carson. Another 85lbs of generic white male
mediocrity that shops at the lesbian warehouse. I mean seriously.
You look like Letterman took the least funny dump of his life into
a child’s suit." Meyer told Colbert.
The dude by the name of Stephen Colbert from “The Cocoa Report” wasn’t laughing, though. He is living in an America where Depends is just not enough to stop an elderly man, who calls himself Mr. President, to stop doing number twos on everything he gets his little pudgy fingers on. "Madam President, please, my America is in danger." Colbert tried telling everyone.
Selina Meyer decided she had enough of the dude by the name of Stephen Colbert from "The Cocoa Report" and she was goinig to show it by doing what she does best; which is by going into her child like mode and copycatting everything the dude by the name of Stephen Colbert from “The Cocoa Report” said.
"Madam President, please, my America is in danger." Colbert said.
"Madam President, please, my America is in danger." Meyer
repeated.
"That’s not what I sound like." Colbert said.
"That’s not what I sound like." Meyer repeated him again.
"If you keep doing this here." Colbert said frustratingly.
"If you keep doing this here." Meyer repeated.
The dude by the name of Stephen Colbert from “The Cocoa Report” just threw up his hands and decided it was time to go: “You know what, forget it, I’m leaving! Y’all can go to hell! I’m a big fan, great show.”
“To hell,” the Veep cast did not go but they did go and hang out with the dude by the name of Stephen Colbert from “The Cocoa Report” on his new show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (LSSC) .
Richard (Sam Richardson) had the idea of giving everybody health care but he quickly realized that his idea didn’t have enough sense to make change:
“How about health care for al. Oh no, scratch that. It’s health care
for all. It makes no sense any way. Except if you’re a person
named Al.”
This is true. Somebody name Al will do “pretty, pretty, pretty good,” as Larry David would say, with free health care. However, if there are several Als getting free health care, then there will be no Als getting “pretty, pretty, pretty good” health care.
Working for the feds herself, Selina Meyer knows that the feds promising the people free stuff is no different than them luring the American people “into a Turkish embassy” where death awaits.
And death is not something that is going to “capture the voters’ imagination” in a good way.
Now, what folks do want to do is feel good about themselves. The one thing that'll make voters feel good about themselves isn't what her devoted bagman Gary (Tony Hale) said, which is "Selina Meyer," but a group of others. Y’all know, like “an unpopular minority that they (the majority) can blame for all of their problems” as Selina Meyer said.
I know, it’ s as Kent (Gary Cole) put it, “Very Hitleresque.” But, it’s the way things are now. And it’s also the reason why the dude by the name of Stephen Colbert from “The Cocoa Report” got a hold of the DeLorean to travel to the Veep’s time.
"Stop…I beg you, stop." Colbert said.
"Who in the intergalactic fuck are you?" Meyer asked.
"My name is Stephen Colbert and I come from another dimension.
The things that you are doing on this earth then happen in my
world over and over again." Colbert replied.
As he told her about how her cursing, lying, and incompetence was killing his America, Selina Meyer and her crew stood there looking at this dude by the name of Stephen Colbert from “The Cocoa Report” like he was a fifth cousin crashing the family reunion.
"No, no listen, listen foul mouthed president who tweets like a
child, blaming everything on the Chinese, election interference,
and a completely moronic press secretary." Colbert warned.
"A completely moronic member of the press." Mike (Matt Walsh)
corrected Colbert.
"How about anti-daylight savings time laws?" Colbert asked.
"Daylight Saving." Kent (Gary Cole) corrected Colbert.
"700 measles cases and rising. You are killing my world." Colbert
said.
Then all of a sudden, a light bulb came on. Selina Meyer recognized the time traveling dude by the name of Stephen Colbert from "The Cocoa Report:" "Oh, wait a minute. I know you. You’re that guy with the uhhh, with that show…The Cocoa Report."
The dude by the name of Stephen Colbert from “The Cocoa Report” corrected the mad damn president by telling her he is the new David Letterman which got everybody to laughing out their sides.
"You’re telling me CBS hired Where’s Waldo’s pedophile brother?"
Amy (Anna Chlumsky) asked.
"Ben H Christ Carson. Another 85lbs of generic white male
mediocrity that shops at the lesbian warehouse. I mean seriously.
You look like Letterman took the least funny dump of his life into
a child’s suit." Meyer told Colbert.
The dude by the name of Stephen Colbert from “The Cocoa Report” wasn’t laughing, though. He is living in an America where Depends is just not enough to stop an elderly man, who calls himself Mr. President, to stop doing number twos on everything he gets his little pudgy fingers on. "Madam President, please, my America is in danger." Colbert tried telling everyone.
Selina Meyer decided she had enough of the dude by the name of Stephen Colbert from "The Cocoa Report" and she was goinig to show it by doing what she does best; which is by going into her child like mode and copycatting everything the dude by the name of Stephen Colbert from “The Cocoa Report” said.
"Madam President, please, my America is in danger." Colbert said.
"Madam President, please, my America is in danger." Meyer
repeated.
"That’s not what I sound like." Colbert said.
"That’s not what I sound like." Meyer repeated him again.
"If you keep doing this here." Colbert said frustratingly.
"If you keep doing this here." Meyer repeated.
The dude by the name of Stephen Colbert from “The Cocoa Report” just threw up his hands and decided it was time to go: “You know what, forget it, I’m leaving! Y’all can go to hell! I’m a big fan, great show.”
“To hell,” the Veep cast did not go but they did go and hang out with the dude by the name of Stephen Colbert from “The Cocoa Report” on his new show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (LSSC) .
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